Jennifer Aniston Just Fainted

Finally! Here’s a cover that Jennifer Aniston can use to wallpaper her bathroom with. I think she’s going to make sweet love to this cover and try to have its babies.

In the new issue of Star Magazine, they claim Jenny Aniston has finally scored a point! Saint Angelina is reportedly on fire about Brad Pitt’s relationship with his co-star.

Mr. Saint Angelina is currently in Berlin shooting Quentin Tarantino’s “Inglourious Basterds” and is getting close to one of the chicks in the movie, Diane Kruger. The two also worked together on that shit show called “Troy.” A source (Anison) said that Diane has always had a crush on Brad and the feeling is mutual.

The source said, “Angie loves Brad and wants to trust him, but she also knows that their own love blossomed while working on a movie together. Now she’s convinced that Diane has a crush on Brad, and she’s scared something could happen.”

Recently, Brad and Diane spent some time together at a cast dinner in Berlin. “She kept putting her arm around Brad’s neck to whisper something in his ear because it was so loud. He was clearly charmed by her, and Diane definitely looks smitten. She’s thrilled to be around him again.”

Jenny apparently is crossing her toes, vag lips and eyes, hoping this shit is true. One of Jenny’s friends said, “Jen didn’t trust Diane when she worked with Brad, and now she’s happy that Angelina knows how it feels. For her it would be the sweetest karma!”

Jenny shouldn’t send a “TAKE DAT” text message to Maddox just yet. This is Saint Angelina we’re talking about. All she has to do is look up at the sky, wink and say “Diane Kruger. Chronic diarrhea. Make it happen.” Angie would seal the deal with an air kiss and that would be that. Problem solved.