Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale took their new two-month old baby, Zuma Nesta Rock, to a place called “the library” today. I’ve heard of that place before and I think I’ve seen it in movies, but I didn’t know it was real. You learn something new every day.
Zuma Nesta Rock looks about as confused with his name as we are. I think he’s still trying to figure out why the fuck his parents made him sound like an energy drink or a planned community in Arizona. I’m sure some of you get weepy every time you see his name, because Zuma reminds you of Zima and you’re still mourning the demise of your favorite malt beverage.