Daddy’s In Charge Forever

October 29, 2008 / Posted by:

Well, not forever, but he will be calling the shots indefinitely. Yesterday, Brit Brit’s lawyers asked the judge person to grant Daddy Spears and lawyer Andrew Wallet permanent conservatorship and apparently the judge is into that shit too. Basically, the little Cheetoling is still possumshit crazy! I don’t think she knows what bats are so I’m just trying to speak in her language.

TMZ reports that Daddy’s reign as Brit Brit’s 24-hour babysitter was supposed to expire on New Year’s eve, but now it will go on for the rest of eternity or until they feel she’s not completely nuts anymore. Whichever one comes first.

Brit’s lawyer told the court, “I’ve met several times with [Britney] and she requested that I not object to the permanent conservatorship.”

A few sources closes to Brit (cough*Chester*cough) said that the permanent conservatorship would make it easier for her to regain custody of SPF and JJ. The family judge might give her more visits if she has Daddy Spears watching over her and the boys.

Also, the judge is all lazy and didn’t want to keep extending power, so now that the conservatorship is open-ended, it can be lifted easily whenever they feel Brit is not going to go off and shave her head again in a crazy rage.

Daddy Spears’ first day as Brit Brit’s owner was February 1, 2008. He reportedly makes around $10,000 a month for making sure she doesn’t run with scissors. He will continue to be in charge of her money and other shit.

Somewhere Osama Lutfi, Alli Sims and Adnan Ghalib are bawling into each other’s arms. Unfortunately, this means that the fun days of gas station hopping are forever over now that Daddy Spears has her leashed. Oh well, we’ll always have the memories.

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