If you’re one of the brain dead twats from “The Hills” and you’re going on David Letterman, there’s a good chance he’s going to use the opportunity to expose your dumbness to the two or three people who aren’t aware of it yet.
Lauren Conrad walked into the lion cage last night and it took Letterman only 1-minute to call her an idiot without really calling her one. LC giggled it off and asks, “Does that make me an idiot then?” Bitch just answered her own question. Seriously, you can almost see the air seeping out of her dead eyes.
That said, these dumb whores have perfect lives. Ignorance is fucking bliss. Especially if you’re rich. If you’re Lauren Conrad, you wake up, go shopping, go to lunch, say a maximum of 100 words all day and then drink a bunch of cocktail fizzy drinks. The only things you think about all day are kittens, pretty clothes, rainbows and deli meat.