It was group number time on “Dancing with the Has-Beens” last night and they decided to do some kind of hip hop shit, but it looked more like a Fly Girls audition on the short bus.
Cloris was Cloris and ran around like Lucille Ball holding in an enema. But the real star of the number was Susan “Rhymes With Hoochie” Lucci. If you watch the shit above, just keep your eye on her in the white jeans. She busts it out at the 4:25 mark. At the 6:13 mark she really brings that shit home by doing the booty slide against Lacey. Although, it’s more like a “I dropped mah last Estroven pill” slide. I really don’t think she learned the same dance as the others. She’s like Riverdancing or some shit.
AND FUCK CARRIE ANN! FUCK HER! How dare she tell Cloris that she should’ve gone home last week instead of Toni Braxton. America wants to be fucking entertained not put to sleep! I knew there was a reason why that Carrie Ann bitch gave me the dry runs. Carrie Ann, go into the janitor closet with Mop Head and fucking stay there! And I can’t believe Carrie said that shit after Cloris did this graceful move below. Skip to the 1:20 mark. I think she broke a hip.