While planning a pool party, have you ever thought to yourself, “This party would be so much better if Michael Phelps did laps in the pool while we all sip Mai Tais and watch“? Okay, you probably have, but some bitch actually made it come true.
According to Page Six, the dolphin god was paid $100,000 to swim a few laps at an LA pool party for the wifey of some TV boss.
If you’re going to pay that bitch 100 grand to do a few strokes, he’d better do it naked and on top of you.
The shit people spend their husband’s money on. I swear. Although, I shouldn’t talk, because I practically emptied out my checking account buying way too many bags of Mother’s Circus Animal Cookies from this site.