Wino Isn’t In The Tank

Last night, I posted some shit about Amy Wino going to rehab again. Well, according to her spokesbitch, I was lie-telling. They claim Wino isn’t at The Clinic to dry out, but that she’s there to be treated for a chest and lung infection. I’m not a doctor or anything, but don’t you need lungs in order to have a lung infection? Wino’s lungs probably quit that bitch a long ass time ago. They’re on a plane to the Caribbean with her crackhive.

Wino’s rep told People: “Amy is in hospital being checked out with for a chest infection. She is not back in rehab. She should be fine and is expected to return home soon.”

Since Wino’s already there, can’t they just handcuff her to the bed? Shit, they should call that trailer witch from “True Blood” to come down with her possum to get the demon out of her!