The Butler Cures Everything

October 27, 2008 / Posted by:

Jennifer Aniston and ultra manwhore Gerard Butler had dinner together in Los Angeles last week. Jen must have given her #1 stalking victim, John Mayer, the night off. A source told Page Six that Jen and Gerry weren’t alone, “They were very affectionate to each other. There was another man at the table, but he looked like he was a chaperone – or just there to stop tongues wagging. They basically ignored him.”

According to Star, the other dude at the table was director Andy Tennant and the three were just having a business meeting.

Please, tell that to Gerard’s peen. It’s never business with that thing. Gerry just asked Andy to come along just in case Jenny’s vagina got loose and attacked his spermies sack!

John Mayer probably got his period and stormed out on Jenny. Instead of staying home and playing “fake wedding” with her cat friends, Jenny pulled out the yellow pages and looked up “manslut for the night.” And there was Gerry’s picture smiling back at her. Seriously. This is what Gerry does. He cures sad vaginas.

I wouldn’t mind these two together solely for the fact that they would have an amazing couple name: AnisBut!

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