It’s Not What You Think

October 27, 2008 / Posted by:

Saintly humanitarian and permanent sunglasses-wearer, Bono, was photographed on a £12million yacht in the South of France with two teenagers in bikinis. The two 19-year-old girls, Andrea Feick and Hannah Emerson, posted the month-old pictures on their Facebook pages.

Andrea, the Tater Head-looking chick on the right, told the Daily Mail that nothing happened with married Bono. She said, “No…God no!’ she laughed. ‘God no! He’s a friend of mine and that’s pretty much it. I’m not going to get into details, but it’s a small world..” On her Facebook page, she said Bono called her ass up when he arrived in Cannes. They spent the day drinking champagne and walking along the beach before going back to The Edge’s yacht.

We shouldn’t jump to conclusions here! I’m sure Bono was just feeding the hungry girls….with his peen. NO! Of course, none of that happened. The yacht was on its way to Africa and the three spent their journey discussing important humanitarian issues. Bono thinks much better with boobies in his face, so that’s why the girls are wearing bikinis. They’re just doing their part to save the world!

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