No, this is not Dee Snyder and Catwoman’s broken condom pre-op baby. It’s Xtina in her new video for that “Keeps Gettin’ Better” song. And no, it doesn’t get any better. In fact, if you’ve watched the whole thing, you’re probably asleep, having nightmares of that scary-tranny-clown-cat-creature-thing.
This shit is like “War Games,” an “America’s Next Top Model” photo shoot and a Chico’s commercial rolled into one. Okay, I’ll admit that I do like the Chico’s portion of the video where she’s riding a bike through a field of homo flowers. Although, she’s not having a Chico’s kind of day with that bootleg Lady GaGa shit on her head.
Click here if you can’t see the video above