HoHan Still Likes Dick

HoHan hasn’t completely lost the craving for delectable dick. In fact, she’s telling friends that SamRo is the only coochie she’s interested in bumping it with. When their relationship goes the way of HoHan’s career, she’s going right back to dudes.

One friend tells Full Disclosure, “She has been telling everyone over and over that she’s still into guys. She keeps saying if anything went wrong with Sam she would date a guy next. She even flirts with guys when they go out.”

The friend also said that in an upcoming magazine interview, HoHan’s going to proclaim she’s strictly dickly and not a gayelle. Just call her Celestia.

You know, who needs labels? HoHan isn’t a lezzie, she isn’t straight, she’s not bi, she’s just a fucking slut! The same can be said for a lot of us. I mean, if Rojo Caliente rolled up in her Dodge pick-up and asked me to be hers, I would put on my coochie-eatin’ flannel, dab a little tuna juice on my no-no hole and scream, “Home Depot! Here we come!”