Everything’s Better With A Little Rickman In It

October 27, 2008 / Posted by:

Alan Rickman has joined the cast of Tim Burton’sAlice in Wonderland” in the role he was born to play: The Caterpillar! Alan dressed in a sexy caterpillar costume and smoking a hookah!? I can’t. His voice is already like a smoke of warm velvet, so I can already imagine what he’s going to sound like as The Caterpillar. You better bring some Kleenex to clean up your ear orgasms.

Another Burton veteran, Christopher Lee, will also lend his skills to the movie, but it’s not known what role he’s going to play. Some seem think he’s going to play The White Knight.

The rest of the cast includes Johnny Depp (Mad Hatter), Mia Wasikowska (Alice), Helena Bonham Carter (The Red Queen), Anne Hathaway (The White Queen), Michael Sheen (Cheshire Cat), Matt Lucas (Tweedledee/Tweedledum) and Crispin Glover (Knave of Hearts). Of course, Danny Elfman is doing the score.

This shit comes out in 2010, so that gives you plenty of time to perfect your pot brownie recipe. You know this crap is going to be best viewed with a few scrumptious chocolate weed cakes.

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