At first, I thought Gwen Stefani was wearing some fancy ass couture shit, but then I realized it’s that time of year when we all dress like fools or whores and get fucking wasted. Halloweenies! Yay!
Seriously though, Gwen’s egg costume is probably some artsy Japanese designer crap she bought for a gazillion dollars in some underground store in Tokyo. She’s so edgy. You know Solange is down in the basement making her own version out of an shower curtain and some place mats.
Here’s Gwennie and her family leaving some Halloweenies party last night in Los Angeles. It looks like Gavin Rossdale is carrying his bacon costume when he really should be wearing it. FUN HATER. I bet he looked like a giant pair of labia lips.