Finally a new fucking couple that I can get behind…..and push into traffic. Seriously now! This is the greatest pairing since Brit Brit & Cheetos!
Some bitch told Page Six that the head member of The Mega Slut Club, Aubrey O’Day, and squid brains master Kanye West were touching tongues at 10ak in NYC recently. This makes Kanye the newest member of The Mega Slut Club, because if you make out with Aubrey, you’re also making out with like ten million other living things….at least. And that includes Ginger O’Day! It’s also a little known fact that after your tongue has touched Aubrey’s tongue, a “front of the line” voucher for the Free Clinic magically appears in your hands.
This makes me so excited THAT I COULD WRITE THE REST OF THIS POST IN CAPS. I won’t do that, because I respect your hangover. BUT I REALLY WANT TO! But I won’t.
The nosy bitch who spilled the jizz to Page Six said, “Either they actually kissed, or Aubrey was just telling people they kissed.”
It’s probably the latter, but allow me to believe this shit just for a quick minute. KanDay is just the couple to knock down Brangelina off of their golden pedestal!