Nicole Richie Is A Grown-Up Now

October 26, 2008 / Posted by:

So ever since Nicole Richie had a baby, she’s become all womanly and shit. I mean, she actually has chichis! She’s no longer Wonky McValtrex’s eye-rolling sidekick. She probably gets her period and everything! I miss chunky Nicole who had a gutter mouth and flashed her tittays on the catwalk. Now that she’s an adult, she’s kind of boring. She’s so boring that she’s turning beige!

However, she looks a million times hotter without that dirty tampon boyfriend hanging on her arm.

Here’s a few more of Sad Clown Baby’s mommy at the Carousel of Hope Ball last night. Yes, there were actually people there under the age of 95 (see below). I also threw in some pictures of other whores who were there including the shining gold bar known as Camille Grammer aka my favorite modern day gold digger. They don’t make gold diggers like her anymore. She’s a gold digger that takes her job and position seriously! In the Grammer camp, she probably makes Employee of the Month every month! And she makes sure she’s always looking like a shiny trophy! Her attention to detail is amazing. She made sure that her wonk eye matched her wonk titties perfectly. I love her.

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