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October 26, 2008 / Posted by:

Mr. Green Genes – America’s first glow-in-the-dark cat and he’s a ginge! I can’t say he’s the first glow-in-the-dark pussy, because I’m pretty sure Parasite Hilton’s radioactive snatch already does that.

Scientists genetically modified Mr. Green Genes, so that his eyes, ears, nose and gums glow under a black fluorescent light. The science bitches at Audubon Centre for Research of Endangered Species in New Orleans made his shit glow-in-the-dark, so they could see better at raves. No, they did it so “they could learn whether a gene could be introduced harmlessly into the feline’s genetic sequence to create what is formally known as a transgenic cat.” Doing this shit could lead to treatments for cystic fibrosis and other conditions. Yeah, smart words confuse me. All I know is that he glows in the dark!

I must admit that cloned things kind of scare me. But Mr. Green Genes does glow-in-the-dark, so you’ll have some warning if he tries to sneak up on you at night to eat your face or something.

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