Last month, Amy Wino kind of, sort of, maybe punched a dancer bitch in the eye at a charity concert. It was a misunderstanding really. The dancer bitch obviously didn’t understand this is the Crackie of Camden’s way of saying “Please, Miss. Give me some space.” Instead of just walking it off and eating a cookie, the dancer bitch called the police and reported it. Tattle-taler!
The police scheduled an appointment with Wino to come on down to the station for some tea and biscuits, so that they could talk about this little incident like well-behaved adults. Well, guess what happened? She showed up! Yeah, right. I’m just having a laugh. Of course, Wino didn’t show up! Because of this, the police are threatening to go down to her crack kingdom and arrest her ass.
A friend of Wino’s told The Sun, “She’s doing so many drugs she is completely out of it. It’s hardly surprising she missed the interview.”
The cops fucking needs to lock themselves up for being dumb enough to think that Wino would actually show up to an appointment. If they want The Wino, they have to get creative. These buffoons should leave a trail of crack pebbles from her house to the station. Or they should send crack smoke signals from the station.
That said, they are wasting their time! The Wino is above the law!!