The Jacko Emerges!
Pour me a cup of piping hot Jesus Juice, Jacko is out of his oxygen tank and ready to party! Teri Hatcher’s sexy twin invaded Phoebe Price Blvd. (aka Robertson Blvd.) yesterday for a little antique furniture shopping. There’s a reason why the most beautifulest white lady in pop music wears a mask all the time. I think it’s because the mask keeps his clip-on nose from falling off. I don’t even think if we can technically call it a “nose” anymore. Do you think he takes it off before he goes to bed every night and soaks it in a cup of Fixodent to keep it looking gleaming white?
That wig isn’t a wig anymore. He’s worn it so long that it’s grown roots and taken up permanent residence on his head. That’s why Ty Ty rotates her wigs.