According to our latest report Godfather, Carmine Gotti is still confused on the “Make someone disappear” concept. – Clarisse
If a douche falls in the woods, but no one is around. Do we still laugh? – obv-vom
It doesn’t matter what you wear when you take your sister to the prom. – loozer
Bristol Palin finally wins the “Corey Haim Dream Date” contest. – Marilyn v2.0
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