Morning Wood

October 24, 2008 / Posted by:

Now get naked and put those speedos over your face – A Socialite’s Life

Jenny Aniston wants John Mayer to stop blogging and he wants her to stop making him jack off into a test tube – Celebitchy

The presidential race is nothing without Twit and Twat Mollygood

Keep it to yourself! Hayden Panatroll flashes her boxers on Ellen – Popoholic

Tranny Clown in Abu Dhabi – ICYDK

Brian Kinney is out of the ICU! – E! Online

Pete Wentz really needs to eat a big plate of STFU – I’m Not Obsessed

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