Everyone was smiling at the Fashion Group’s 25th Annual Night of Stars yesterday and trying not to think about the fact that Allegra Versace is the size of one of JLo’s pinky toes. Now, Allegra has had many, many, many, many problems with ze food in the past and it looks like she still does. So what does her mommy Donatella do about it? She puts her in a dress and takes her to a party! To be fair, I don’t think Donatella can see that well, given the fact that her massive swollen roid lips probably block her vision every now and again.
Here’s a few more of JLo, Skele…..I mean…Marc Anthony, Allegra and Donatella last night. I can’t call him Skeletor when he’s standing next to Allegra. He’s a larditor compared to her. And JLo’s still making those “I’m so sexy” faces. They look more like “I’m sooo sweeepy” or “I’m soooo constipatedy” faces.