HoHan was reportedly kicked off of “Ugly Betty,” because America Ferrera thinks she smells and didn’t want to look at her donkey punched face anymore. MSNBC’s The Scoop reports that HoHan doesn’t have a job to fall back on. But she does have SamRo’s vagina to fall back on, so she might not be hurting that bad.
A source says that HoHan doesn’t have any acting roles lined up. She’s working on that album thing, but that’s it. The source who probably has been huffing some good shit said, “It’s over for Lindsay. She’s got no film work, after this (‘Ugly Betty’ news) she’s not going to land TV jobs; I hear she’s tried to get on ‘Dancing With the Stars’ and can’t.”
No. No. No. HoHan can’t get on “Dancing with the Has-Beens,” but the stoop sale of whores Kim Kardashian can? I refuse to believe this. This source person got their info mixed up. HoHan was trying to get ON all the castmembers of “Dancing with the Has-Beens.” She doesn’t want to be on the show, she wants to be on the dancers, but they aren’t into that shit. Even Cloris won’t hit that mess.
The source went on to say, “Every project she’s had has fallen through. She’s not even filling up her time with independent films, which is usually the strategy when work gets slow. She’s a good actress, she’s just stuck right now.”
She’s not filling up her time with indie films, because she’s too busy filling herself up with vag barf.
Speaking of vag barf, I’ve experimented with lady parts in my younger years (junior high school), but I don’t think I ever tasted vagina juices before, so I consulted Yahoo Answers to find out what it tastes like. I couldn’t really find the answer, but I came across this gem of a question:
Is it true if i soak a tampon in lemon juice and insert the tampon in my vagina that it will make it tighter?
I don’t think it will make it tighter, but it will make a refreshing beverage known as vaginamade!