Ladies and whores, in one corner we have Florence “Grouchy Granny Panties” Henderson and in the other we have Cloris “Don’t Threaten Me With A Good Time” Leachman! Actually, add a few more hating bitches to Florence’s corner. It seems that everyone is getting sick of Cloris’ crazy memaw shtick on DWTS.
Mrs. Brady told Life & Style (via LA Times) that 82-year-old Cloris is an embarrassment to memaws. She said, “I hope the audience doesn’t think all older people act like her. I love Cloris, but sometimes she acts like she’s not all there, or she’s wandering around the ballroom acting silly.”
Florence needs to add a little rum to her Ovaltine. It might lighten her up a bit. Cloris acts like she’s not all there, because she’s not! She’s always on Planet I Don’t Give A Fuck and that makes for some good entertainment!
Florence isn’t alone. The Chicago Sun-Times reports that a bunch of whores working on the show want Cloris to beat it. A source said that Susan Lucci and robot Samantha Harris are both sick of better dancers being sent to the glue factory instead of Cloris.
The source said, ”We thought it would be fun to have Cloris on … and expected her to maybe make it through one or two weeks. But now it’s gone from people being amused — similar to the way it was with Jerry Springer — to being downright concerned.”
Stick your dick in a blender and press pulse. The show is not that serious! It’s a stupid reality show featuring has-beens and never-was-es! They aren’t working on a respectable reality show like “Rock of Love.” They are all just jealous, because Cloris is the star!
That said, they need to settle this on the finale with a…..CAGE FIGHT! Cloris versus all of those ugly ass complainers! She’ll mop the floor with all of them! Of course, she’ll save CHERYL BURKE for last, because her MOP HEAD will get those tough to reach spots.