A Lucite Flower Grows In The Pumpkin Patch

October 24, 2008 / Posted by:

A whisper of a lucite rainbow breezed into the pumpkin patch in West Hollywood yesterday with her daughter and manservant of the moment. Those are the luckiest pumpkins in the world. They probably fucking turned into lucite carriages when she left. The mice around the patch all fell into comas from being in the presence of such extraordinary elegance! I swear, I just want to shrink myself down and spend the rest of eternity in one of her exquisite lucite heels.

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