Beyonce is quickly on her way to dethroning JLo as the Queen of Delusional Egomaniacs. Basement Baby’s less-famous sister wants to be called Sasha Fierce from now on. Ty Ty Banks needs to put down her tenhead shiner and file a lawsuit right now! I’m sure she owns the copyright to that name. That’s what Ty Ty calls her vagina.
Beyonce….or Sasha Fierce’s new album is called “I Am….A Stupid Fucking Bitch Named Sasha Fierce” and it’s out next month. Slushy Fart issued a statement explaining her new dumb name:
“I have someone else that takes over when it’s time for me to work and when I’m on stage, this alter ego that I’ve created that kind of protects me and who I really am. Sasha Fierce is the fun, more sensual, more aggressive, more outspoken side and more glamorous side that comes out when I’m working and when I’m on the stage.”
The fuck?! This bitch should not be performing on a stage. She should be seeking psychiatric help for her multiple personality disorder! The signs are all there!
Is Beyonce aware that Sasha Fierce has a dick. That’s a bootleg drag queen name if I ever heard one. I bet Sasha Fierce’s tuck game sucks too.