America Has Spoken And HoHan Is Out Of Ugly Betty!

October 23, 2008 / Posted by:

America has gotten her way and HoHan is out of “Ugly Betty.” That’s what Kristin at E! claims anyway. Some “high-level insider” claims that HoHan will not be back and that they’re cutting her ass out of future episodes she’s already shot. Hold up. How does one become a high-level insider? What’s the application process like? What kind of skills do you need? Does your office door say “high-level insider” on it? I like that. ANYWAYS….

Ugly Betty quit that bitch because she was not into creating a character. The high-level insider said: She was more interested in just playing herself, and that doesn’t work on a show like this with such heightened reality.

Hahahaha! That’s so endearing. They thought HoHan was a real actress. Awww. Who wants to break the news to them that HoHan isn’t really an actress and Santa Claus lives in the South Pole not the North.

Page Six has also gotten in on the action. Their sources say that HoHan was a wreck on the set. Apparently, she chain-smoked, trashed her dressing room and always had a huge entourage with her. When she wasn’t sucking on fags, she would cut pictures of herself out of tabloids for some kind of scrapbook project. What a crafty lezzie! Think about the things she can make out of dried menstrual berries. Martha Stewart better watch it.

America and HoHan weren’t exactly best girlfriends either. In one scene, HoHan character’s pulled down Betty’s pants to expose her granny chonies. Betty gets revenge by doing the same thing to HoHan. When America pulled her pants down, HoHan’s chewed-up fatty worm lips were flapping in the breeze.

HoHan’s friend said this is not what happened. They said: “Bullshit! Lindsay wears underwear all the time now. She was wearing a G-string. And it was America’s fault. They were rehearsing the scene and America wasn’t supposed to pull Lindsay’s pants down – but she did. Lindsay was so embarrassed, she started crying.”

For why would HoHan cry? We’ve ALL seen it up close. We’ve all been intimate with HoHan’s crotch. Most of us have it in our T-Mobile Fav 5.

The friend went on to say that America is the reason why HoHan is off the show. She didn’t like her, so she got her fired.

Well, now that HoHan has fucked that up, what will become of the little ginge gayelle? I hear a Shot of Love is looking for a replacement…..

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