The Dumb Bitch Lost Her Crown

October 22, 2008 / Posted by:

18-year-old Lindsey Evans is without a crown and a bag of weed this morning after the Miss Louisiana Teen USA dumped her ass ten days before her reign was supposed to come to an end.

The dumb dumb was arrested after she bolted on a restaurant bill, but left her purse and weed baggie behind.

The organization issued this statement: SHE’S A DUMB BITCH. ENOUGH SAID. No, they said this:

Lindsey Evans has been part of an organization that believes in opportunities when earned and consequences when warranted. Due to recent circumstances, Lindsey has been relieved of her duties as Miss Louisiana Teen USA 2008 effective immediately.”

They made the right decision. Not because she smokes weed or hops out on her bill. She deserves to get canned because she was dumb enough to leave her sweet herb behind. You don’t just keep it in your purse. You keep it close to your heart (aka hidden in your bra).

This isn’t the last we’ve heard of Lindsey. She’s going to be the Vice President of the United States in about 25 years. Trust this.

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