Scratch that. Denise Richards probably has a camera crew on staff. I just hope they get a nice big close-up on her face when she finds out about the news that Charlie Sheen and his wifey are expecting twins. Brooke’s mother confirms to People that they are going to have twin prostitute tranny babies in April!
Brooke’s mommy, Moira Fiore, said, “Obviously, I am floating on air.” Um…it’s probably because of that fifth martini you had at lunch, Moira. Slow it down.
Moira went on to say, “Brooke has had all day morning sickness but is coming to the end of the first trimester so she hopefully will feel better soon. It has been rough for her.“
Moire thinks they are having twin boys, but she isn’t completely sure. Yeah, that fifth martini is fogging up her memory.
Charlie and Brooke are so predictably boooooring. Twins?! That’s the best they could do? Everyone in Hollywood is having twins. It’s time to step it up to triplets or at least conjoined twins.
As for possible names, I’m thinking Dennis and Richard.