Oh, Look! Xtina Has A New Video!

October 22, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

No, it’s really Lady GaGa, but my bleary eyes thought I was looking at Xtina for a quick minute. And then I thought it was Donatella Versace with fancy lighting and CGI work.

Below is Lady GaGa’s new video for some song called “Poker Face” If you say it really fast, it sounds like “pork her face.”

I’m not sure about this shit. It would be mesmerizing if I was on a Kerry Katona high, but alas that is not the case. But I am sure that I love those pony dogs at the beginning. I want one of those! I’d ride sidesaddle on it down the street while feeding it Snausages. The fun and games would end when it would need to squeeze out a butt boulder. I’m sorry, but I like my Mudslides in a glass, on ice and with a little Hershey’s syrup around the rim.

Click here if you can’t see the video above.

Tags: Christina Aguilera, Lady Gaga

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