Morning Wood
October 22, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
A monkey learning how to ride a Segway in minutes. That must mean something, right? – Best Week Ever
Ginger Spice needs to wash and brush her hair – A Socialite’s Life
Obama on SNL? – Mollygood
BABIES!!! Alyson Hannigan is going to have one – SOW
Times must be tough for Alicia Witt if she has to give a lap dance on “Two and a Half Men” – Popoholic
HoHan sued for hijacking a trio of dick bags – Scandalist
Sting can “sting” me anywhere he wants – Popbytes
Jewel thinks she’s the new Ashton Kutcher – ICYDK
Save Simon Cowell and his manchichis – I’m Not Obsessed
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