After last night’s taping of “Dancing with the Has-Beens,” Julianne Hough was taken to Cedars after complaining about stomach pains. Mormon baby alert! Or maybe, Mormon diarrhea alert!
Julianne’s spokesbitch tells People that she was feeling the pains all day and decided to get that shit checked out. Only Cedars knows how to pop a doody bubble the right way.
Misty fucks herself up and has to leave the show. Brooke messed up her ankle and now Julianne has a wonky stomach? Hmmmm…..CHERYL BURKE is more diabolical than I thought! She ruined Misty’s chances, because she couldn’t stand to see her with Maksim. Then she went after Brooke and Julianne because they are the frontrunners! This is just like “Showgirls.” SHOWMOPHEADS.
It’s funny that all these fragile young whores are dropping like flies, but Crazy Memaw Cloris is still standing. And you know CHERYL BURKE has already tried to spike her Metamucil with failed results. Those young bitches are weaklings. This just proves the fact that they don’t make them like they used to.