Little Jenny Almost Died!!!

October 22, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Note to self: Even though she looks like she’s 30, she’s like 15 or some shit. Now let’s throw the egg shells on the floor and walk….

Little Jenny from “Gossip Girl” was in Los Angeles, doing wholesome things like preparing for a test, when she woke up one morning with a sore throat. Well, it turns out that it was some kind of throat infection that could have KILLED her. Does Blair Waldorf Salad have an alibi?

Little Jenny’s doctor talked to UsWeekly (WTF?) about his patient’s prognosis. Dr. Shawn Nasseri said, “I have been treating Miss Taylor Momsen for the last few days. She has been hospitalized for a severe, potentially life-threatening throat infection since Sunday. She has been an excellent patient, and after aggressive antibiotics and medications, she is expected to make a full recovery in the next three to five days.”

She’s now out of the hospital and is going back to NYC with her mother this week.

Hopefully, Cindy Lou Who won’t sleep with the COKE…I mean…fan on anymore. Sleeping with the BARF…I mean…the fan on can lead to terrible sore throat issues. I’m sorry about those sentences. My blog Tourettes is acting up again.

Tags: Good Luck Ho

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