Lil’er Wayne

October 22, 2008 / Posted by:

Lil Wayne barely announced to the world that he was expecting a baby at Sunday’s BET Awards. Well, that baby has landed. His spokesbitch tells UsWeekly that Lil Wayne’s new son was born this afternoon in Cincinnati, Ohio. The new baby’s name is Dwayne Carter III. Lil Wayne’s real name is Dwayne Michael Carter Jr.

Lil Wayne has never said who Lil’er Wayne’s mommy is. My money’s on Bow Wow. And I bet you Lil Wayne’s baby boy is already taller than he is.

It was slow on the baby news for a while and suddenly it’s like a BABY hurricane! BABIES are everywhere once again. It’s okay. Yes, we’re overpopulated, but what’s another ten, twenty, trillion more humans? I’ve said it eleventy times and I’ll say it again, BABIES are taking over the planet. I’ve already made peace with the fact that my last breath will probably be under a mountain of dirty diapers.

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