Kim From “The Real Housewives Of Atlanta” Is A Lie-Teller

As NeNe would say, “This is some booolllllshiiiiit!” On last night’s Real Housewives of Atlanta, Kim made a couple of “bitch, please” statements. The kind of shit that will make your Tivo automatically rewind by itself just so it can hear that shit again.

First of all, Kim said she is 29 and looks good for her age. Please don’t take this bitch seriously. That blonde wig-weave creature on her head is obviously too tight. She has no idea what the hell is coming out of her mouth. I think she really meant to say that the animal on her head is 29-years-old.

The second statement came when Kim was talking about wanting to have a career in country music. She said that a lot of people tell her she looks like Faith Hill and Carrie Underwood. If you ask me, she looks more like a ran over Vivian Ward. But that’s just me.

And once again, the voice of wisdom, NeNe, had this to say about Kim’s career as a country music singer: “I’ve only heard her hummm. You know, they may do that now. They may give record deals to people who hummm. Maybe you can get hummm and get a Grammy.”

Somebody please get a statement from NeNe on what she thinks about Kim claiming she’s 29!

Kim also talked about this mysterious Big Papa character again. I’ve been hearing all sorts of things about the true identity of Big Papa. I heard he was some mob dude. I also heard he’s really Quincy Jones. And some seem to think he’s married real estate mogul Lee Najjar. I bet it’s none of them. Knowing this “Barbie hair for brains bitch”, it’s Papa Smurf.

Below is the clip of Kim telling a bunch of falsities. I swear, if she claims her hair is real, lightning better strike that bitch down.