Maddox’s arch rival left her mommy’s house in West Hollywood yesterday with a slight bulge in the baby waiting room area. Ew. And you know John Mayer plays on repeat in her waiting room. Hopefully, the joint is stocked with plenty of Highlights magazines.
On Monday, a rumor went around the interwebs that Jenny is knocked up with John Mayer’s spa wn. This little bump just adds more caca to the diarrhea pile.
Again, if Jenny was with child, she would already be on the cover of People Magazine with the headlines, “Yes, I’m Gay.” The headline is supposed to read, “Yes, I’m Pregnant,” but Maddox got to the printers just in time to fuck her over.
Personally, I think it’s either “Maddoxmakesmesomad” bloat or she is playing up the rumors by wearing Nicole Kidman’s stage 4 pillow baby bump.