I’ll Have What She’s Having

October 22, 2008 / Posted by:

Kerry Katona showed up to a live interview on The Morning with Fern and Philip today and this bitch was definitely walking on sunshine! Basically, homegirl was drunk, stoned, wasted, high, slow in the brains, smashed, buzzed, blazed and more! And more!

Kerry said she couldn’t sleep the night before, so she took some sleeping pills at 2am. That’s right! So don’t judge her. She washed down her medication with a few bottles of champagne. Well, it’s the only way the dolls will go all the way down! And because the bubbles tickle her nose too much, she has to stop the sensation with a little white powder. It’s not her fault! And then the powder kind of sticks to her nose, so she huffs a little computer duster to clean herself out completely. She can’t help it. If she didn’t have take medication, she wouldn’t have to go through all of that!

Instead of allowing her to float through the crystal (meth) clouds, Fern and Philip kept asking her annoying questions about her drinking habits! They were trying to say that she’s some kind of alcoholic or something. Kerry?! NEVER! Damn. There’s nothing worse than pesky H8RS trying to fuck with your buzz. They should have given her a light show and a massage instead of quizzing her like the Gestapo!

Thanks Bisou

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