How Did Stepford Katie Bust Her Teeth?

October 22, 2008 / Posted by:

Katie Holmes left her NYC alien hive this morning looking like the crazy crackie on my block who always want to know if I can give her money for a “hot dog.” I’m sure that’s code for “I’ll suck yo dick for a dolla,” so I just ignore her and keep walking.

Kate has some kind of situation going on in the teeth area. There’s probably easy explanation for this. Tommy Girl was getting his beauty rest in his boudoir, when Katie was feeling a little lonely so she decided to lick his Scientolorod. Tommy’s peen isn’t used to female lips, so it jumped and accidentally knocked her tooth out. Or maybe, Suri finally had enough and slapped her in the teeth after Katie tried to put another doll’s dress on her ass.

Naw, her tooth probably had enough of her haggard ass so it decided to hit the road for less fucked up pastures. It’s currently on a waiting list to join Kiki Dunst’s band of jacked up teeth.

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