Don’t You Have Enough Of Your Own?

October 22, 2008 / Posted by:

England’s purest beauty Jodie Marsh has recently “turned lesbian” and now she’s looking for some jizz donors so that she can have a baby. Fuck. Hasn’t her punane been through enough? Stick a fork in it, it’s done. Actually, she’s probably already done that a few times to get “the feeling back.

Jodie made her plea for sperm on Tim Shaw’s Absolute Radio radio show. The sign is completely unnecessary and a total waste of a good Sharpie. Everyone I know, takes one look at Jodie and the first thing that comes into their head is, “what a skanky looking sperm bank.” So basically, the sign is not needed. Besides, couldn’t she just sneeze some baby batter out? She can probably queef out a sourdough bowl filled with piping hot man chowder. That said, I adore her and would gladly give her some sperm, but a Michael K and Jodie Marsh baby would be the last sign of the apocalypse. I’m just not ready for the party to end.

Here’s a few more pictures of Jodie kissing her lesbian lover, violating a banana and also promoting the “Bring Your Own Mug” campaign at Starbucks. No, that’s not whipped cream on her nose. Remember when I said that she sneezes out jizz. Well…..

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