The hillbilly Cheetoling is turning the big 2-7 this year and is celebrating by shaking her possum chops live on “Good Morning America.” The pork rind party isn’t until December 2nd, but ABC is already airing these promos of Our Lady of Cheetos reading off some cue cards. I caught a glimpse of that old craziness in her eyes when she blew the candles off of that Albertson’s birthday cake and flashed a “I swear I’m okay” smile. If Daddy Spears’ beady eyes weren’t warning her not to do anything “foolish-like,” she probably would have punched that cake and ran to the nearest Starbucks for a quick fix.
And I can’t believe they have the audacity to say this is the “concert event of the year.” Um….are they aware that the Cover Girls are playing the Taj Mahal in Atlantic City, NJ on October 24th? Obviously not.
Here’s a few pictures of Brit Brit and her mini-guard leaving dance rehearsal yesterday. That shirt is totally dedicated to Chester.