SamRo Has Nothing To Worry About

October 21, 2008 / Posted by:

Some people seem to forget that beneath the hundreds of layers of fake tan caca, HoHan is still a ho. So when I read stories that she’s flirting with other bitches, I’m not surprised. Once a ho, always a ho.

According to 3Am Girls, HoHan was out being a ho and partying at a Diesel party in NYC a few days ago when she set her sights on Chace Crawford. Her main partner in pussy was nowhere around so HoHan attacked Chace and “threw herself at him.

A source said, “She was standing in such a way that some part of her body was always touching him – at one point hip to hip. She was also giving him the filthiest looks, whispering in his ear, and turning everything he said into an innuendo.

Um…she wasn’t making filthy looks at Chace. She always makes those looks. You would too if your upper lip constantly smelled like Donkey Punch fluid and boiled fish paste.

HoHan and Chace exchanged numbers and she’s been burning up his cell phone with sexy text messages. Whores on the “Gossip Girl” set are warning Chace to stay away from HoHan because SamRo will flip out if she finds out.

Oh, please. HoHan doesn’t know what she’s doing. Just because she’s lusting after Chace, doesn’t mean she’s suddenly back on Team Peen. After a few vodka Red Bulls and a couple lines of…. um….Asprin….Chace probably looks like a pretty lezzie princess. Besides, there’s no way Chace can give a coochie raspberry the way SamRo can.

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