El Pollo Loco Delivers?!

October 21, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

You learn something new every fucking day. I grew up in California and never knew that El Pollo Loco delivered their deliciousness to waiting mouths. If I only knew.

The sneaky troll known as Mary Kate Olsen was headed back to her post at the bridge when her dumb bitch friend accidentally backed into the car of a gorgeous El Pollo Loco delivery lady. If any Tacos al Carbon or Pollo Bowls were injured in the accident, the cops need to throw the evil troll and her accomplice into the slammer. Just because that sneaky troll only eats children’s hair and squirrel nails, doesn’t mean she has to sabotage all of us from trying to get some Mexican goodness. I know what she was trying to do.

And again, El Pollo Loco delivers?!!! Do you they deliver to NYC? If so, they need to send that glamorous delivery lady. Love her. She should have slapped that troll in the teeth for fucking with her.

Tags: Girlfriend Please, Ken Paves, Olsens, Trolls

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