Dumb Bitch Of The Day!

October 21, 2008 / Posted by:

Lindsey Evans’ brains obviously didn’t win her the title of Miss Teen Louisiana USA. She proved that Saturday after she skipped out on paying her $46 bill from Posados Cafe in Bossier City, La. If you’re going to dine and ditch, don’t leave your fucking purse at the table. The 18-year-old dingbat’s purse was found by the restaurant manager. When they went through it, they found her drivers license and a beautiful bag of weed! You know where this is going.

When Little Miss Dumb Fuck and her friends pulled into the restaurant parking lot to get her weed and purse back, the cops were taking the report from the managers. They instantly recognized Lindsey from her drivers license picture and put her in cuffs.

One of the girls with Lindsey told The Post that they were going to pay their bill. Lindsey already put her cash down and the three were going to pay with debit cards. She went on to say, “The service was so slow, we just said, ‘screw it’ and left.” And now they’re screwed!

She was booked with theft and weed possession. The skanks at the Miss Louisiana Teen USA organization said they don’t know what to do with her yet.

Well, she might lose her crown, but she’s a fucking shoo-in for the title of Miss High Times 2009.

I give Lindsey an 8.5 for her mug shot. I like the pageant smile, but a beauty queen should always wear their crown when getting their picture taken. That would have given her a perfect 10.

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