Billie Piper gave birth to yet another member of this planet in London today. That’s why you’re having trouble breathing this morning. Another living thing is stealing your oxygen!
You may know this broad from “Dr. Who,” but I know her from “Secret Diary of a Call Girl.” That shit was my summer obsession. I love sexy time workers, so this show was practically made for me. Lately, HBO has been showing “Hookers at the Point” like every hour, so I have to stop what I’m doing (which is usually nothing) and relive the tragic tales of hot bitches like School Teacher. Whatever happened to her and her dentures? I digress. Enough about hookers and more about babies….
The BBC reports that 26-year-old Billie delivered a boy via C-section. He weighed in at 6lb 11oz. Billie and her husband unit Laurence Fox have named their kid Winston James Fox. What a perfectly normal name. Sort of sounds like a cat’s name, but I don’t have any major issues with it.
When asked how his wife is doing, Laurence said, “Well, she has been cut apart, so probably overnight. I will be with her for the length of it.”
Yeah, her body parts are in different rooms, so it’s going to take a while to piece her back together.