That Verizon Network Guy has tried everything to get those people to stop following him. – WBlooney
Papa Spears put his feet up and sipped at his martini, not at all realizing that Britney had escaped again… – HolyCow
You know, I’m starting to think that I may have stumbled onto the wrong protest… – WhoMe
The NSFWish version is after the jump. It’s just a little crack, but you never know. JUMP!!!