Panty Creamer Of The Morning

October 20, 2008 / Posted by:

Your morning coffee was looking a little dark, so now you have some cream to go with it! Stir it in, drink up and then feast on your eyes on the sexy roasted turkey known as Roberto Cavalli. This 67-year-old pepaw really knows how to fill out a mankini. You know you just want to curl up next to him, rest on his bosom and suckle on his raisin nippies while he takes a drag from one of his Virginia Slims.

That being said, I’d hit it. Well, he’s fucking rich! You might see a golden prune in a speedo, but I see a big bag of money. Being a money-loving slut really is a terrible disease.

Here’s some more AM sexiness for you to enjoy. I have no idea if that chick is his daughter or his trophy.

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