Jennifer Aniston’s Dream Cover

October 20, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Hah. Australia’s NW Weekly reports that Jennifer Aniston’s prayers have been answered and she’s pregnant with a baby. A real-life baby! You go, Jen! And to think of all the people who laughed at you for freezing John Mayer’s used condoms. It finally worked!

Friends tell the magazine that John Mayer and Jen are back together for the sake of their unborn baby! The friends also say she’s pregnant and loving it. Maddox must be behind this prank.

If Jenny was knocked up, you know that bitch would have crashed the “Changeling” premiere with her ultrasounds and positive pregnancy test in hand! She would’ve run down the red carpet screaming, “TAKE THAT, MADDOX! SCORE ONE FOR THE CHIN!”

If it is true, that baby is going to pop out of Jenny and immediately file a request to be adopted by the Brangelina holy family.

VIA Just Jared

Tags: Girlfriend Please, Jennifer Aniston, Knocked Up

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