It Happened To The Wrong Burke

October 20, 2008 / Posted by:

Brooke Burke jacked up her foot yesterday while rehearsing with her peen-loving “Dancing with the Has-Beens” partner Derek Hough. She probably tripped on his twinkle dust.

A spokeswhore for ABC tells People that Brooke put ice on her shit as soon as she was injured. They drove her ass to the hospital just to be safe. The docs said her foot isn’t broken, but they did say that her partner does love sweaty balls in his mouth.

Brooke only suffered a slight bruise and she will dance tonight!

This is the third injury of the season. Misty had to drop out after she effed her shit up.

The injury was obviously meant for CHERL BURKE, not Brooke Burke. The message must have gotten lost in translation. Actually, Cheryl probably had something to do with Brooke and Misty’s injuries. The Mop Head plays dirty and will do anything to win! Someone put the A-Team on Cloris. Mop Head is going after her next!

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