Goodbye Zima!
I haven’t had Zima in a long ass time, but it still makes me a little sad to know that I’ve lost a booze option. Also, Zima was clear which means it could easily look like 7up when you want to booze on the down low.
Anyway, MillerCoors has decided to let Zima go. They stopped making that crap on October 10th.
One of the whores at MillerCoors said that basically nobody buys that crap anymore. Stores and bars will still continue to get Zima shipments through December.
Zima was nationally born in 1993. It quickly became the shit to drink when I was in high school. I was never into it. I was more of a Boone’s Farms kind of bitch. I liked to keep it classy.
So long, Zima! I hardly knew you, but I will miss you, because you contained alcohol. Alcohol is the daddy I never had.
If Mike’s Hard Lemonade gets killed, I will jump off this planet. That shit is the best.
Thank Stock Broker