David And The Tennis Instructor

October 19, 2008 / Posted by:

Some sugar cube-eating tennis coach tells the Daily Mail that she has a very special relationship with David Duchovny. Get in line, horsey.

28-year-old Edit Pakay met David last year when she gave him tennis lessons at the Malibu Racquet Club. She said lessons led to them becoming close friends. She never came out and said “I gnawed on his skin carrot,” but it’s obvious that’s what she’s alluding to.

Edit said, “We have a very, very close friendship. I don’t want to be the third person in the marriage but I know it can be seen that way. David and I are very close friends and we still play tennis together. He’s an excellent player. He likes physically strong, fit women. He is in great shape. He is a wonderful man. He’s a very intelligent, very kind and good man.”

When asked if her and David are licking each other’s teeth, she said, “I don’t want to say anything that might hurt David. I am not going to deny it. I don’t know what our relationship means to him.

Mare, please! Just come out and say that David made you “neeeeeeeeigh” like no other man could.

Mister Edit needs a reality check. I’m sure there’s several other tennis coaches, yoga instructors, cocktail waitresses, day-shift strippers and a million other bitches in Los Angeles who can claim having a “very special” friendship with David. The dude is a slave to coochie. It’s not personal!

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