Blow Job!

October 19, 2008 / Posted by:

Have you ever stared at a car wash vacuum cleaner and thought to yourself, “Damn. I want to stick that hose on my genitals and ride it like the dirty slut it is”? Yeah, me neither. But some 29-year-old dude from Michigan felt the urge to purge…..his load into a car wash vacuum hose.

Last Thursday, at around 6:45 in the morning, the police received a call about some suspicious nasty shit going down at a car wash in Thomas Township, Michigan. When officers drove up, they found a dude “receiving sexual favors from a vacuum.” Basically, the dude’s peen was down the hose’s throat.

Maybe he was just cleaning the dick cheese off? It’s a good thing the officers showed up when they did. I bet the dude was about to let the hose toss his salad. Bitch would’ve had had an orgasm, but he also would have lost an organ too.

The dude was arrested and is currently being held in the Saginaw County Jail. The dude’s name hasn’t been released. Wait. Was David Duchovny in Michigan recently?

You know, this is what pisses me off about some people. You think that you can just pop a quarter in a bitch and then have your way with it for 3-minutes? Have some decency! Do you think that car wash vacuum hose is your own personal whore? No, it’s not. At least take that bitch to a fancy dinner at Red Lobster. Conversate with it a little. Get to know it better. Then take it back to your place, give it some sexy Victoria’s Secret lingerie to wear, light some candles, play some Barry White, put a fresh bag in it and then seduce it to like a real gentleman should. Make it feel like the sensual dirt sucker it is.

I swear, some people have no class.

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Thanks BLB

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